Something you don\u2019t know about me is that the internet content I\u2019ve consumed the most this year are interviews with fentanyl addicts, heroin addicts and tricks. Tricks are people who see prostitutes. All the tricks I\u2019ve seen interviewed are men. I\u2019ve watched a lot of interviews this year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Another thing you don\u2019t know about me is that last year I looked up how far Ensenada is from the border, and it\u2019s 70 miles. Then I immediately thought, that\u2019s probably about as far as New Jersey is wide and I looked it up and sure enough, at its widest point New Jersey is 70 miles wide. That\u2019s a true story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sometimes 70 miles doesn\u2019t seem sufficient, such as recently, and then I fantasize about Asunci\u00f3n and it helps.\u00a0 I don\u2019t think I would want to live there as the climate is not ideal but when I think about far away places in South America, Asunci\u00f3n is the farthest.\u00a0 It\u2019s farther than the southern tip of South America because it\u2019s a large city, and it\u2019s farther than Buenos Aires because it\u2019s less famous. Its access to the ocean, via a river, also makes it very far away. Asunci\u00f3n has a harbor and beaches.\u00a0 I should do a tour of the south, hitting Asunci\u00f3n, Montevideo and Buenos Aires.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I haven\u2019t had a single interaction with a gringo here yet. I rarely see any. Today I had my closest encounter. I was behind one in line at the grocery store, so I watched a gringo speak Spanish for the first time this year. I had a feeling like I was watching and listening to myself. That\u2019s called an out-of-body experience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Last night I watched an interview with someone who claimed to be a porn addict but it became apparent that really he\u2019s a religion addict and a disability (wheel chair) faker (\u201cdevotee\u201d), and perhaps some other things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ve watched a couple interviews with people who claimed to be marijuana addicts but it became apparent that they\u2019re schizophrenic. True story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Most of the watch dogs are behind fences but a few have ventured into the street and a couple have bumped at my heels with their snouts as I walk down the street. When this happens I keep walking at the same pace and don\u2019t look back, and a short while later they let me go without biting me. A few dogs nearby that used to erupt when I\u2019d pass no longer bark at all, no longer even get up off the patio\/dirt when I pass. This is a discursive post containing true stories.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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